Hemlines head north as markets head south, another clue our world has become unmoored
Tracy Nesdoly SPECIAL TO THE STAR
It's a crazy mixed up world.
Winking beauty queens who say porn-star things like "drill baby drill!" can really be president; global "warming" means rainy cold summers; and, now, the most trustworthy indicator of all is letting us down. The economy is in disarray and hemlines – which, if the world were right, should be tripping us as we walk – are at blush-inducing sky-high levels.